April 2022 News
There's a single thing this month's post is going to focus on and that's
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I want you to also follow our page on IG - https://www.instagram.com/lakehartwellkayak/
Even if you've got yaks already, follow us. I'll post pictures that make you hate your job, just like you like it.
Hey, what's that new thing in the corner? you desktop people might be asking. (Sorry mobilers)
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That's a link to our website, you sweet child. Currently it only holds our rental rates and the means by which to reserve your yak (my burner number and our email address) but anticipate epic upgrades forthwith!
Also in news
Yesterday was my last day at my full time job. I walked out the door despite girthy monthly bills demanding my coin so I can heave all my tremendous effort into the yak industry, which is known for being cut throat and corrupt. April Fool's. It's chill and enviable. I mean look at this freakin picture:
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But David what about...
...that book you've been writing?
Still in the works baby. You'd be surprised how much more writing I can accomplish when I'm not dedicating 45 hours of my work to saying 'Have you tried restarting your computer?'
...that paludarium you were building?
See above answer. I've actually made progress on the kingdom of Zeal, but amn't dropping a photo here because this is a yak post, fool.
...that dynamic environment simulator engine called Schala you promised?
See above! My quitation results in everyone winning! ... Except the IT department I left behind who might be starting to feel the deep agony of my departure (if nothing else, because I had the filthiest banter in the group chat).
Next Month
Expect to see me on the curb with a cup begging for your change, unless by some stroke of fortune kayaks are fun in which case look for me on the cover of Forbes. There's no in between.
I planned to be done with editing by now, but the day job was gripping my final minutes there like some desperate ex. Soon? I hope.
I'll see you then
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